50 Things you must do....

Found this list of 50 things you must do to be gay, ill see which ones i have done prob make comments on others. Also this was not written by me which mean that i may or may not agree with everything one the list, just thought it was interesting and a nice way to waste some free time.

1. Out yourself.
This is kind of fundamental, so if you haven't done it yet, go do it now. Go on. We'll Wait.
(Kinda, do i get half points???)

2. Dance on a podium with your shirt off.
This is most likely to occur at a nightclub or dance party, but score extra points for doing it at your sister's wedding. Being swept up in the music, the crowd, and being half naked is what they mean by the term 'gay abandon'.
(On a podium, yes, without my shirt no. to me this seems more like, "one time when i was drunk" story, so for me it will prob happen)

3. Call it 'product'.
One day it was hair gel, the next it was product. What changed? You went gay, that's what.
(Been there done that)

4. Measure yourself.
Curiosity got the better of you and you took a ruler to your privates. Then ego got the better of you and you added an inch.
(Doesnt every guy do this at some point or another)

5. Sleep with your ex-boyfriend.
Most of us have done this. Those of you who haven't
slept with your ex-boyfriend have probably slept with mine. Slut. It's not only an easy lay, it's a good way to find out exactly how over him you really are.
(Ummm ya havent done that, dont plan on it)

6. Pay too much for clothes.
You paid $270 for a cotton T-shirt bearing the slogan "poor white trash". Ever heard the term 'the pink dollar'? What about 'sucker'?
(Yes sadly i have)

7. See a shrink.
There's nothing wrong with asking for help. Besides, who else will sit and listen to you talk about you for 55 minutes?
(If you read my blog you will know that i do. And yes it is great to talk to someone)

8. Bring your boyfriend home to meet Mom and Dad.
You dressed him, told him what he could and couldn't say, then threw him to the lions - I mean, your parents. If he was a stuttering mess it was probably your fault. Next time, ease him in with a brother or sister.
(If i ever brought a guy home now, and my mom thought he was gay, she would prob kill him, doesnt even have to be a BF)

9. Seriously ask someone, "Does this make me look gay?"
It's one thing to use the word 'gay' as an adjective, but another when it becomes derogatory. How many of us are horrified when our friends turn around and say "Yes"?
(OH ya done that before, lol)

10. Vogue.
From the dance floor to the train, you've struck a pose that optimized your best asset. Namely, your ass. Work it baby, work it!
(Yes i have, not amazing at it, but i guess i can do it, im no Benny Ninja)

11. Go to Mardi Gras.
At some point, everyone should make the pilgrimage to the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras. To be counted. To champion gay rights. To get laid.
(This has always been on my list of things to do, i think everyone should go to mardi gras at least once)

12. Buy expensive underwear.
Gay men don't buy their underwear in economy packs. If you're still spending seven days in Rio, it's time to lay down some cash. Your boyfriend will thank me for it. Right after he gets over the suspicion that you're sleeping with someone with money.
(Yes done that, and dropping some money for it was nice, great comfort)

13. Don't correct the pronoun.
They say "Oh, you're in a relationship? What's she like?" and you reply "She has a penis." You should never intentionally use your sexuality as a punch line - but every now and again it's good for the cause and can be an amusing icebreaker.
(Yep have done this, its kinda a nice way to come out to people who arent going to freak out about it)

14. Have a threesome.
If you believe you're more than one man can handle maybe you should get another one.
(Havent done it, but there is still time. Its one of those things you can say you did you your wild and crazy youthful days)

15. Shave something.
You went with a razor where most men don't. You plucked where no man has been plucked. You waxed above and beyond. Gay much?
(Yep, gay or not, i think ya should at least try it once. hair grows back after all)

16. Pierce something.
In a moment of bravado, you went and put another hole in your body. Bonus point if it was below the neckline and another if it was below the waist.
(Yep, both ears, and thats all im getting)

17. Refuse to date someone because he's an Aries.
And you're a Pisces; it'd never work out long term. Best you find yourself a nice reliable Taurus with their moon in Virgo and settle down in the suburbs.
(Nope, not big into Signs and such, which is weird since i love paranormal stuff)

18. Defend Buffy.
Be it for it's place in gothic culture or it's modern take on a woman trying to balance career and personal goals, you justify watching one of the most frivolous and camp shows on television. It has nothing to do with Angel's upper body.
(Nope, shes cool tho)

19. Cheat.
Yeah, yeah, calm down. I know this isn't exclusive to gay men, but you gotta admit, we do it a little more spectacularly than most.
(Kinda, i was the other man, and once was enough for me)

20. Acquire a fag hag.
More essential than your mobile phone, more fashionable than your Gucci glasses, your fag hag is your mentor, support network and second opinion all wrapped up in one slightly overweight and completely smitten package. Available where most cheesecakes are sold.
(Yes, like 12 times over, lol)

21. Relate to a Kylie song.
You can't get him out of your head, you're shocked by the power of love, but he's the devil you know. Je ne sais pas pourquoi? It all seems to sum up your relationship. Assuming you're fortunate to be in a relationship. I should be so lucky.
(I guess so, is there a song of hers that someone hasnt related to?)

22. Leave.
You must leave the place you were born and reinvent your new gay self somewhere else. From London to Sydney, Sydney to New York, New York to LA. You've been to Paradise, but you've never been to me--er, I mean you.
(Almost to that point, to saying goodbye to home)

23. Forget his name the morning after.
Assuming, of course, he ever told you the night before. If you still want it, there's three ways to get it: ask him to spell it, ask to see the photo on his drivers licence or get him to put his number into your mobile. Of course, these are also good ways to discover if he's remembered yours.
(Nope, im not that crazy)

24. Satisfy someone's curiosity.
"I'm not gay, I'm just curious." Uh-huh. The straight boy community service bonk. Bonus point for getting his tongue in your mouth. Another bonus point for getting his tongue in your bum.
(I wish, but nope, not yet)

25. Sleep with a woman.
If you ever want to find out exactly how gay you are, thy this on for size. Breast assured, you'll know.'
(Nope havent, that would just be all sorts of weird)

26. Join a gym.
Mostly so you can cruise the locker room, but at some point so you can workout - work out that you don't belong there. Buy an Ab-Shaper and some porn. You'll sweat just as much and it'll cost you less.
(Nope, not yet)

27. Believe people are surprised when they learn you are gay. They're not. They're just being polite.
(Yep been there)

28. Work in hospitality.
It's a miracle the Religious Right ever eat out.
(Kinda sorta)

29. Hold hands in public.
Without thinking about the politics or what anyone else thought, you simply took his hand and held it. With that simple act of intimacy you became the only two people on the planet and the rest of the world faded away.
(Kinda, only when they saw no one they knew)

30. Get caught in a compromising position.
Be it by your roommate, your mother, or his boyfriend you were sprung doing something you wouldn't normally see on the Disney channel.
(Oh more than once)

31. Lose your virginity more than once.
You whisper to him "I've never done this before," since you no longer count that worthless ex-boyfriend of yours, the guy you met on-line or that time at the sauna. And hell, it's been so long now it's practically closed over!
(Nope)

32. Perpetuate a myth.
Maybe you can cook. Or you're an flight attendant. Somewhere close to the surface lies an obvious stereotype that belies your sexual identity and explains why you're not married. "Oh, you're a hairdresser. I see*"
(Ummmmm not yet, not one i can think of)

33. Shatter a myth.
But maybe you can play football. Or you're a brickie's labourer. You're an enigma wrapped in a riddle wearing footy shorts. Call me.
(Hmmmm im kinda a geek about stuff)

34. Pay for sex.
Your libido is raging, it's his 'actual photo', it's like dialing a pizza.
(Nope)

35. Have sex in a bathroom.
Classy. Real classy. C'mon guys, location, location, location!
(Yep, more so the shower tho.)

36. Trophy fuck.
The guy everyone used to refer to as 'Oblique Boy' is now referred to as the guy you slept with. Take a bow.
(Nope not yet)

37. Exercise poor judgement.
We all have someone in our past we have trouble justifying. I have two. But the elements conspired and you got involved with a perpetual black mark on your sexual resume. Now let's never speak of it again.
(Kinda, not really bad yet)

38. Make Love.
At some point, let's hope, every gay man gets to do this with the guy he loves. And not just make love, make really good love.
(Yep been there)

39. Claim you're on a caffeine high.
Sure you are.
(Not sure what this one is saying)

40. Sleep with your best friend.
Oops! But it happened and now you need to minimise the fall-out. Avoid expressions like "You're not as good as you always claimed to be" and "Sorry, I was desperate." Bonus point if you retained the friendship and another if it was a threesome with your other best friend.
(Its been close)

41. Fret over the lighting.
There's always that awkward moment when you get back to your place and turn on the lights. It's not that you're worried he's not as cute as he seemed at the club, but whether he's suddenly got an "early meeting".
(Never about guys, always in a Architectural Sense tho)

42. Deny you are gay.
Gay pride is all well and good but on some occasions it's wise to pretend you're straight - at least until that mean old homophobe of a grandfather's dead and you've inherited the cash.
(Yep have done that a few different times)

43. Donate sperm.
You're young, handsome, virile and you can co-ordinate your wardrobe. There should be more of you in the gene pool. And considering all the sperm donations you've received, maybe it's time to give some back.
(Nope)

44. Cut someone's hair.
Our sexuality affords us the presumption to redecorate our friends' apartments, arrange their wardrobes and occasionally, cut their hair. What I love is that the breeders are stupid enough to let us do it.
(My own, does that count?)

45. Can the small talk.
You don't care what he does for a living, where he bought his shirt or his opinion on performance poetry, just take me home. I'm a busy man.
(Yes i have)

46. Wear stilettos.
You may do it every weekend, or maybe you did it once in private, but at some point, those high heels had you under their spell.
(Nope, prob couldnt fit into any)

47. Laugh it off.
Someone in the room made a homophobic joke and you were the first one to laugh. Or maybe you made the joke. Stop taking it all so seriously. We're gay. It's supposed to be fun!
(Yes i love jokes about anything for the most part, if ya cant laugh at yourself what can you laugh at?)

48. Fall in love with a straight guy.
Love is blind - and stupid too. Nothing proves that point more than when we do this to ourselves. If you're questioning his sexuality or sitting there wishing, "If only he was gay*," you need to get over it real quick or subject him to this test.
(Not love, but close, there are a few that are cute)

49. Take it up the butt.
It's not everyone's cup of cocoa but you've gotta do it once to find out.
(Yep, and yes every gay should do this at least once, its call nerve endings, find the right one and everyone is happy.)

50. Be proud.
Stand tall and claim your place in the world. You've come a long way, baby!
(Working on it)



So over all i have 20 that are a yes, and another 11 that i have kinda done, so hald a point for those??? i think thats a good start, so its like 25.5 things that i have done, im over half way. Well see how that goes.